Find Out What Chris Rock, Stephen King, And Patrick Stump Have To Say

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Its 2013, and Im at Yale for a show. Im about to walk on stage when this chemistry student comes up to me carrying a beaker filled to the brim with some boiling gray liquid and insists I give it a taste. God damn does this thing stink, no doubt the worst stench Ive ever smelled. So, of course, I refuse to touch the stuff. She looks at me, shrugs, and then walks out on stage and drinks the whole thing in front of the audience. Everyone goes wild with deafeningly loud applause. They cheer for an hour straight and then exit the auditorium before I tell one joke.
—Chris Rock
On why he refuses to perform at colleges

I am always screaming because of Dracula.
—Stephen King
On his craft

If the bus is late, everyone on it should apologize for the inconvenience too.
—Patrick Stump
On public transportation

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